Dear Trinidad and Tobago, regular columnist Darryn Boodan has the week off on account of being too scared to drive into Port of Spain. I am Minister Stuart Young. All my friends just call me Stewie, after the evil genius toddler from the TV show Family Guy. But have no fear, unlike that Stewie, I'm not a genius.
Being a Minister in the Ministry of the Attorney General and Legal Affairs and a Minister in the Office of the Prime Minister comes with a lot of responsibilities, such as crafting legal legislation, communicating Government policy, and most importantly spying on the Attorney General for the Prime Minister. But you may not know that I am also a fully licensed make-up artist. As you know, Trinbagonian politics is all about skin tone, which is why knowing how to apply make-up is essential. I'd like to share my top five tips for tricking people into thinking that your government is prettier than it is: