Hi! My name is WHISKEY
You thought you were drinking a sophisticated brand of me
Fooled you though I am your old friend RUM
I see you have not forgotten me I am still your chum
You and your friends can’t wait to visit with me in town
Waiting for the weekend to drink me up and get drunk
Blood shot eyes not looking very pretty
I come in many shapes and sizes looking very spiffy
At the end of the day I will have you acting very raunchy
Your inhibitions you will loose
Your morals you cannot choose
Look around you see that bum?
At the end of a few he will become your CHUM!
When I get through with you your spine will quiver
Your bowels will be like a river
Your bladder will spew out like ground up liver!
They call me WHISKEY
You are still in love with me I see
You pay a high price for me your good ole CHUM
You see my name is really RUM!
Written by: Marcia Balthazar (5/29/12)